Joke of the day.

A mice family was surprised by a big cat.
The father mouse jumped up and screamed "Bow-Wow"
The Cat turned around and ran away.
The baby mouse said "Dad,what was that?"
"Well,son,that's why it's important to learn a second language."

interesting things said to me

"big money is in the slow"

"don't be emotional,you'll only screw yourself"

"anybody who says that he's too busy to take more business is a fuckup and a liar"

"friends without benefits are liabilities"

"don't get married before 30"

"everybody who's hugged you,held my world for a moment!!"

My Resignation

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilitiesof an 8 year-old.

I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant.

I want to sail sticks across a fresh mudpuddle and make a sidewalk with rocks.

I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them.

I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day.

I want to return to a time when life was simple; When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care.

All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset.

I want to think the world is fair.

That everyone is honest and good.

I want to believe that anything is possible.

I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again.

I want to live simple again.

I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and loss of loved ones.

I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice, peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making angels in the snow.

So... here's my checkbook and my car-keys, my credit card bills and my 401K statements.

I am officially resigning from adulthood.

And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first, cause.............."Tag! You're it."

Author Unknown.

Dark...

I wake up in a pitch black room and it's a lot colder than usual,not a single ray of light to show me the way around..I try to roll out of bed but fall off it,It's smaller than i thought...I prod around for the switch but it's not where it is supposed to be..I walk around and extend my hand to find the door knob but i grab cold air..A chill runs down my spine and my jaw clatters as the unfamiliarity sinks in..I am still feeling around in the dark,WHERE THE HELL AM I??...just then my fingers feel a cold surface and i run my hands up it's length and find a switch and flip it...the sudden eye sore of light coincides Bob Segar singing
"Here I am, on the road again.
here I am, up on the stage.
here I go, playing star again.
There I go, turn the page.
Out there in the spotlight your a million miles away,
every ounce of energy, you try and give away,
Asthe sweat pours out your body like the music that you play."

and it hits me.

I moved.

Cheers to friendship!

"Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books"

My School Anthem

Names

these are the various names i am known by -

Arshad Tejani (for obvious reasons)
shad
shady
ashu
acid
goga
babloo
daamley
mad man
&
arsh

!!nam dam

None in numbers and yet they fill the room,
the beat keeps playing and playing and playing and then BOOM!!..
there's no more gloom...
now I'm writing coz my spirit's free,I'm crazy and happy and hyper about it....who cares about the world,I'm careless and I believe,degree or no degree,we'll still leave a mark,
Hey,no one knew Noah till he made the ark,
I'm sitting in the dark,
the fire was burning and there is still a spark,
I don't think anyone should dare to tame this fire coz right now even HELL seems like an inferior cousin,I'm so tired and wounded coz of all the crap but somehow my angst only accentuates my maddness,I'll win,I'll win,Oh HELL YEAH I'll win,for no particular reason but just coz i ws born to,it's my destiny and I WILL WIN,the door will open and my sun will shine through,and this will be the sweetest victory BECAUSE I'd've done it for ME!!....now stop staring and fuck off.

Regards,
Mad Man.(9th Oct 2005)

PS- to understand the title learn to read backwards,if you needed the PS to figure out the title,tch tch tch..

"Life is a game best played in one player mode" - Arshad Tejani

utter waste....

Today i went to the petrol pump and filled petrol in my bike and then came home only to turn on the news and realise that fuel prices will drop from tomorrow...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!....so much for good timing>>>

thought

maddening crowd and yet no sound,a silent claustrophobia freaks me out,i dont know where to run,i spent the night picturing how wonderfulthe day would be but now i wanna turn thedial backwards and re-enter the night, reverse the dawn...BUT the sun beats down harder and harder and i black out....suddenly there is no complication no confusion no rat race,there is just peace...im in deep slumber,its night again,simple yet scandalous its hypnotic powers overwhelm me like a sensuous maiden...but everything must end and so will this magnificent night with the crack of dawn.........